my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21”
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
May I have a free 30 day trial of relationship
This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one